How it works

How your porch comes together

Five steps from the day you book to the day you pull in and it is already done. We handle every one of them.

  1. 01

    Choose your display and your install week

    Pick one of the six displays, choose the week you want it up, and tell us about your entry. Steps, rails, covered or open, the color of the house, and anything you love or would rather avoid. Photographs help. It takes a couple of minutes, and the price is on screen the whole way: all-inclusive, with nothing waiting at the end.

  2. 02

    Pay the deposit and the week is yours

    Half the total, at the checkout, and your week is held. There is no quote to wait for, because the price was settled before you filled anything in. The other half is due before your install day rather than after it, and we send it once your day is confirmed.

  3. 03

    We confirm your day

    You choose the week; we confirm which day of it we are coming, by email, once the deposit is in. We only take a handful of porches a week, so a week closes when it is full. If weather or your own plans move things, we agree a new day with you rather than simply not arriving. The season is short: 6 September to 23 October.

  4. 04

    We select your pumpkins and bring them over

    Your pumpkins are chosen one at a time the week of your install. Stems, skins, bases and color, all judged against your house, and then set at your entry. It takes about an hour and you don’t need to be home. The display is composed on site rather than set out plainly, which is the part of this that is design rather than delivery, and it is in every price. Curious what we choose from? The heirloom guide walks through the families.

  5. 05

    You settle the balance, and the porch is yours

    The balance is settled before we arrive, so the day itself is just the porch getting done. From the moment it is installed the display is yours to enjoy and to look after. Book end-of-season removal when you book the display and we will come and clear it away in November.

The arrangement

One total, and when each half is due

The whole commercial arrangement fits in five lines. You see every one of them before you agree to anything.

Your displayTen, fifteen, or twenty and up
Price$199 to $499, all-inclusive
Extra feesNone. Design, delivery and setup are in the price
DepositHalf the total, and it holds your week
BalanceThe other half, due before your install day

No hourly rates, no per-pumpkin charges, nothing added after the fact. End-of-season removal is the one separate service, and only if you choose it. It shows on your total before you agree to anything.

Common questions

On pricing and design

By size, and all-inclusive. The six displays are $199, $279, $349, $499, $699 and from $1,299, and that price covers the pumpkins, hand-selected for your house, the design and styling of the display, delivery and professional installation. There is no hourly rate, no per-pumpkin charge, and no design, delivery or setup fee waiting at checkout. The displays page breaks each price down so you can see what it is made of.

Book your porch

Choose a display, add what you’d like, pick your week, and either book it on the spot or ask us first. Asking commits you to nothing.

A shop, a restaurant or an office instead? That is Pumpkin Means Business: the same pumpkins and the same all-in price, quoted after we come and look at the building. Any of the displays above can be booked by a business at its listed price; a quote is for the fronts that need more than the largest of them.

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